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Here’s how the lying denialists like Porter Good do their thing:

• Every mention of snow is used as absolute disproof of global warming.
• However, contrary facts, such as the record global heat wave this year, are simply ignored. If it doesn’t support their pre-conceived, ideologically motivated lies, it’s not worth discussing.

Denialists and liars like Porter Good simply decide to invent their own reality, plugging their ears and chanting LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA in a loud voice when they don’t like the facts.

Shorter Porter Good:

• Whaaaaat?!? Someone actually pointed out that Glenn Beck is a dishonest, lying clown? Who the hell expects a wingnut like Beck to be anything but a dishonest, lying clown? You people just don’t get it, do you? Lies are entertainment!

  ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

Lying shitsack Porter Good is having a good laugh over a global warming challenge issued by Nate Silver over at FiveThirtyEight.

Of course, Porter is too mind-bogglingly stupid to realize that the laugh is on him — because he has just made it crystal clear that he lacks the balls to actually accept the challenge. If you need to see what intellectual cowardice looks like, just read any wingnut blog.

(Notice also that the very first commenter asks Porter several questions, not one of which the lying shitsack has the brains to answer.)

The dipshit wingnuts are at it again. Drooling imbeciles like Porter Good and some asswipe calling himself ‘Wordsmith’ over at the cesspool known as Flopping Aces are having hissy fits because President Obama did what fathers do, and took his girls for ice cream. Apparently he’s not supposed to do anything of the sort while there are riots in Tehran.

I have a little trip down memory lane for these jackasses:

As usual, IOKIYAR.

Big Dog has admitted publicly that he is a right-wing extremist. He agrees that the recent Department of Homeland Security report [PDF] regarding a recent resurgence in right-wing recruitment characterizes him accurately. Here are some of the findings in that report:

• “Rightwing extremists have capitalized on the election of the first

African American president…” — By agreeing that he falls into the category of right-wing extremist, Big Dog is taking ownership of the racist views of the lunatic right.
• “Most statements by rightwing extremists have been rhetorical, expressing concerns about the election of the first African American president, but stopping short of calls for violent action.” — Big Dog is an exception to this; he is not shy about calling for violent physical assault against those with whom he disagrees. He openly advocates the murder of liberals.

• “The willingness of a small percentage of military personnel to join extremist groups during the 1990s because they were disgruntled, disillusioned, or suffering from the psychological effects of war is being replicated today.” — Big Dog claims to be a military veteran. He is certainly disgruntled and disillusioned, and may well be suffering from the psychological effects of war.

  Big Dog has voluntarily identified himself as a right-wing extremist. On this, he and I agree: he is a right-wing extremist. It must therefore be considered possible, even likely, that he will at some point become involved in an act of domestic terrorism.

  The DHS report urges anyone with knowledge of suspicious or criminal activity to report that activity to the DHS and the FBI. If anyone reading this blog knows Big Dog’s actual identity, and is aware of any suspicious or criminal activity in which he has been involved, I urge them to report it at once.

  UPDATE 04/15/09 2:31 PM EDT: Porter Good also admits that he is an extremist. I recommend that anyone who knows of any suspicious or criminal activity in which Porter Good has been involved report it also.

  UPDATE 04/20/09 2:30 PM EDT: Dogmeat tries to backpedal from his earlier stance:

  I am not a threat you have to worry about. The threats to this country are all in DC. No one will ever find me doing anything to harm my country. And terrorism is what cowards engage in. Real warriors engage in battle.

  Yo, dogshit: You have openly advocated murder as a tool of political action — twice. Of course you are a threat. You’ve publicly declared that you are a threat.

  Being the amoral coward you are, you’re trying now to distance yourself from your past threats. Too late — they are part of your history now. You have told us you are a threat to your fellow Americans. You deserve to be watched, and reported if you ever try to act on your threats.

  Stay gutless, dogshit. Hell, it’s not as if you have much choice in the matter — you were born that way, apparently.

Porter Good (aka ‘William Teach’ [snicker chortle guffaw]) really needs a good editor:

Gallup Poll Apparently Says Us Teabaggers Are Out Of Touch (?)

Good Lord, Porter… that really is too much information.

Notorious serial liar “Big Dog” heard about the latest wingnut lie, and couldn’t wait to help spread it around:

The Obamas ordered out pizza and they had it delivered. Well actually, they had the pizza chef delivered all the way from St. Louis Missouri. Chris Sommers of pi restaurant in St. Louis flew to DC with his business partner and a case of dough and the pans needed to make the president and his staff a few pizzas.

This was supposed to be the guy who is just like you and me, who understands what we are saying and who will bring a new kind of politics to DC. Having a pizza chef fly in from Missouri to make you pizzas is something one expects from the elitists in DC and only goes to show that Obama is one of those elitists. He ate this guy’s pizzas during the campaign and decided that he wanted them so he had the guy fly in to make them.

For all you environmental whack jobs who keep telling me about global warming and what I have to do, take a look at your Resident. This guy had no problem with a carbon footprint involved in flying two men nearly 2000 miles round trip just so the sainted one could enjoy a pizza.

Naturally, Big Slobbering Mutt could not be bothered to check the facts. Reality, as usual, is quite a bit different from the fantasy world that the wingnutty Mr. Dog and his cohorts inhabit:

Of course, it’s all bullshit, and Jack M’s post should have had your BS meter going arooga-arooga-arooga after you read the first three sentences even if you had completely forgotten the wingnut blogosphere’s huffity-puffity over Michele Obama’s supposed 3-trillion-dollar room-service lobster lunch and adulterous afternoon sex romp at the Waldorf Astoria. Jack M., however, has no BS meter where Obama is concerned. So he was content simply to recycle the story from a wingnut British fish-and-chips wrapper, rather than, oh, say, pick up the phone and actually call the pizza parlor. Tommy Christopher did make that call and the truth of Piegate is substantially different from Jack’s fetid fantasies.

First off, the chef was coming to Washington on other business, which meant that his restaurant paid for his coach class ticket to DC. He didn’t make the trip on Obama’s top-secret Gulf Stream III taxi service. And bestest of all, the taxpayers aren’t even paying for the extravagant cost of the ingredients. Obama is paying for the arugula and all the other luxe toppings (like chicken and hot sauce) out of his own pocket.

Big Dog has been apprised of the facts, via the comment thread on the post. He prefers to stick with the fantasy version — the facts are, as usual, irrelevant to this brain-damaged cur.

He’s not the only one, of course; several other wingnut blogs, including Porter Good, ‘Van Helsing’ at Moonbattery, and the usual batch of dipshits at Stop the ACLU have been uncritically spreading this meme. This is hardly surprising, as these morons prefer to get their “news” from the right-wing echo chamber.

Here we go. The panic-driven screech monkeys of Greater Wingnuttia are happily, joyfully engrossed in proving yet again that they cannot remember anything that happened before last Tuesday.

The meme seems to have started with the the hilariously misnamed “American Thinker” blog.

Obama bows down to Saudi King (updated)

I am quite certain that this is not the protocol, and is most unbecoming a President of the United States.

…

Here is a video of the unmistakable bow:

Of course, the wingnutosphere took up the call at once. One can always count on Jim Hoft to be a braying jackass:

…he bowed to Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah.

Porter Good, another long-suffering victim of recto-cranial inversion, is likewise pissing his pants:

…why did he bow to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia?

And Curt at Flopping Aces refuses to bow to anyone in his determination to be crowned Emperor of the Screech Monkeys:

So with the Queen of England he shook her hand, with two hands mind you, but will bow in submission to the Saudi King.

Speechless……what has become of our country?

Gee, Curt, I dunno… we seem to have survived this all right…

and this…

and this…

So I would say that we can dismiss the pathetically transparent wailings of the wingnuts over this non-incident as just another example of their utter inability to engage in substantive discussion. We knew that already, of course, but every little bit of additional confirmation helps.

(hat tip: Firedoglake and No More Mister Nice Blog)

Shorter Porter Good:

• Since I didn’t like some of the editorial cartoons I saw about Bushco, it’s perfectly all right to use the hoary old racist “blacks = monkeys” canard against Obama. Neener neener neener!

  ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.