October 2010

Matt Osborne:

It is not okay to tackle a woman to the ground and step on her head just because you don’t like her politics. The tea party sees tyranny everywhere and practices it on others. This is how real, actual, not-imaginary fascism comes to America.

Adam Serwer:

You were not bitten by a radioactive spider, your irrational fear of Muslims is not your Spider-sense tingling. If anything, a panicked reaction to Muslims in general will prevent you from identifying and reporting actual suspicious behavior.

What a surprise. Our old buddy Kender MacGowan — a proven racist, liar, and coward — has decided to go full-bore eliminationist:

My buddy Big Dog has an article up saying if the government seizes private pensions (which they are considering doing) it will lead to civil unrest.

I hope so.

If the powers that be in D.C. have forgotten who owns and runs this country (which seems to be the case) perhaps some pols swinging from lampposts or dragged through the streets behind pickup trucks might serve to remind them.

Translation: Kender MacGowan wants to commit murder.

And of course, the supposed government plot to ”[seize] private pensions” (the excuse Kender uses for advocating murder) is a complete fabrication. No such plan has been proposed.

Stupid, gullible, and murderous. Kender MacGowan is the perfect wingnut.

Another of the Flopping Asswads has made a complete fool of himself.

“DrJohn” complains that…

Everyone who opposes [Obama] has become anti-American- a “threat to democracy.”

This is utterly amazing. Apparently “DrJohn” either has no idea how often his fellow Flopping Asswads hurl an accusation of “anti-American” at anything and anyone they disagree with, or he just doesn’t care.

Here’s the funniest bit:

What Obama is saying is that information coming from sources other than God Obama is a bad thing and a threat to our democracy.

Wrong, idiot. What Obama is saying is that willful misinformation — of the sort that ‘Flopping Aces’ publishes regularly — is a bad thing and a threat to our democracy. The deliberate lies being propagated by you and your kind are a very serious threat to our democracy.

How, I ask you, can one take seriously these babbling dimwits with their complete lack of self-awareness? “DrJohn” and his fellow Asswads are living examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Kat Wilton complains that the national debt has increased by…

Three frickin’ TRILLION in less than two years…

[facepalm][headdesk]

Thanks soooooooo much, you liberal idiots!

Number of times Kat Wilton complained while Bush was increasing the national debt by nearly five trillion dollars:

Zero.

Thanks for showing us what complete intellectual bankruptcy looks like, Kat.

Shorter Jeff Schreiber:

• My telepathic ability bullshit gland is so well-developed that when I heard that President Obama comment that websites ”[allow] us to reach audiences that may not be watching Meet The Press”, I immediately read his thoughts and realized that squatted and shat out the utterly fabricated claim that Obama was somehow dissing his fellows blacks. But remember, it’s those guys who are obsessed with race!

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

Donald Douglas is clutching his pearls about some alleged death threats. It’s so amusing watching this hatemongering wingnut screeching about alleged death threats against someone else, after he made it clear that he has no problem at all fantasizing about beating to death with a baseball bat anyone who dares to disagree with him.

If there is anything more pathetic and more ridiculous than an eliminationist bigoted pseudo-intellectual pretending that he is being victimized, I am certain that I don’t know what it is.