Shorter Bob Owens

Shorter Bob Owens (aka ‘Confederate Yankee’):

  • Using the word “retarded” is a terrible thing to do… unless I do it. Anyone who doesn’t understand that the rules I pull out of my ass don’t apply to me is retarded.

    ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.