February 2010

It’s a refrigerator magnet, and it’s available from Buzzflash.

(hat tip: Pensito Review)

I received this yesterday from John Feeny, who came to the comments section on an earlier post to defend Widdle Jeffie Schreiber:

Date: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:55:57 -0600 (CST)
From: feeny63@verizon.net
To: meatbrain@thinkingmeat.net
Subject: (none)

I find this exercise too much fun. Clearly, you don’t want to have a ‘public’ discussion, for fear of having what little intellect you possess handed to you; that is, however, par for the course with the left. When facts get in the way, sweep them aside, ridicule, call names, and yell. That’s fine.Your worldview is imploding in real-time, and I can honestly say that I’m thoroughly enjoying the show. I even went out and bought some Jiffy Pop.

When you’re prepared to refute the points that I presented, I’ll be here waiting.Don’t worry…it’ll just be between you and me, okay? No one will know how badly you’re having your face rubbed in the mud. Unless, of course, you decide to copy and paste certain segments of this e-mail and spin them to your liking. That’s fine, too. I find this all good sport. You’re just the gift that keeps on giving.

I’d bet that you weren’t on any debate teams in high school, but on the off-chance that you were, I’d be really curious about your won-loss record. It must be rather difficult winning a debate when all you can muster up for a response is, “because I said so!”

Well, anyway, copy & paste to your heart’s content. Feel free to even put words in my mouth. I’m saving the original e-mail, time-stamped as it is. I’ll be waiting breathlessly for your reply.

Game On.

Feeny, like Widdle Jeffie, is a true comedic genius. In the same email in which he attempts to take our exchange out of the public eye, he claims that I’m the one who doesn’t want a public discussion.

Remember, kids: Wingnuts are your best Internet entertainment value.

WATB Jeffie Schreiber says I can’t use the L-word to describe him. Fine. This time, I’ll just call him what he is: a fucking moron.

There’s a new logo in use for the Missile Defense Agency. The old one was straight-forward. It had Earth, it had sky, it had the colors of the Soviet flag forming the intercepted missile. The new one … well, look for yourself:

OLD LOGO

NEW LOGO

LOOK FAMILIAR?

I don’t quite know what to make of it. There is a distinct similarity between the new Missile Defense Agency logo and the logo used by President Obama during his 2008 campaign. I also see an Islamic crescent in the new logo, albeit a blue one.

OH NOES! Obama is gonna fly in on missles during his next campaign! He’s really a seekrit MOOOSLIM!!!

One little problem with Jeffie’s harebrained innuendo: The logo was designed three years ago — during the Bush administration.

Oops.

You want some mustard, Jeffie? Might make that foot in your mouth taste better.

There is no level of corporate fellatio to which Big Dog will not sink:

[T]he government is doing a good job bashing Toyota in order to help out GM. Talk about a conflict of interest…

Big Dog is doing a good job of shilling for Toyota. Talk about ignorant…

• Toyota vehicles have exhibited problems with sudden acceleration for over a decade. “Sudden-acceleration events in Toyota and Lexus vehicles have been blamed for at least 19 fatalities and 815 vehicle crashes since 1999.”
• Toyota has a documented history of slow responses to safety issues.
• At least one Bush-era regulator was hired by Toyota to help end multiple investigations into sudden acceleration events in the automaker’s products.

• Toyota bragged about “saving hundreds of millions of dollars by persuading federal regulators to limit or avoid safety recalls and rules”.

  But Big Dog is happy — nay, ecstatic — to take time out of his busy schedule spreading pepperoni at Joe’s Pizza Shack to spread the latest bash-Obama meme making the rounds of Greater Wingnuttia. To hell with the Americans who have died in Toyota cars, and to hell with their families. This terrible, unjust persecution of a poor, innocent, blameless industrial giant must be stopped immediately!

  That’s the great thing about wingnuts like Big Dog: Just when you think they cannot possibly stoop any lower in their endless exploration of moral inversion, they find a way to tunnel deeper into ratfuckery.

Shorter Andrew Breitbart:

• BOOGER! BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER!! BOOOOOGER! WHEEEEE! BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER!! OH! OH OH! MOMMEEE!!! I just peed in my panties!!

  ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

Who knew that Jeff Schreiber, the legal ace of the Internet, was also an accomplished comedian? My post of earlier today has inspired Jeffie to send me this delightful missive:

Date: Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:23:19 – 0500
Subject: Let’s talk, Meat.
From: Jeff Schreiber <j.m.schreiber@gmail.com>
To: meatbrain@thinkingmeat.net

Mr. Meat. (or Mrs. Meat):

You and I have a problem on our hands. Now, that problem has absolutely nothing to do with your political opinions. The problem has to do with how you are presenting them.

A statement is considered libelious per se when it that statement tends directly to injure the target in respect to his office, profession, trade or business, either by imputing to him general disqualification in those respects that the office or other occupation peculiarly requires, or by imputing something with reference to his office, profession, trade, or business that has a natural tendency to lessen its profits.

As someone seeking admission to a state bar, I must show that I am of the character and fitness becoming of an attorney in that state. By overtly calling me a “liar,” when your assertions can be disputed just as I and others have repeatedly disputed so-called “facts” presented by the left, you are tending directly to injure me in respect to my office, profession, trade or business, by imputing to me general disqualification in those respects that the office or other occupation requires.

Libelious per se means that I need not explain how your statement is false, how the Bush tax cuts actually INCREASED tax revenue and how it was by no means a perpetual entitlement program which would forever affect one-sixth of the nation’s economy.

Libelious per se means that I need not explain that, by addressing me by name, I am more than just reasonably identifiable as your target.

Libelious per se means that I need not explain that, as a private figure, I only need to show that a reasonable person would not have published the statement in question.

Dispute my assertions. Please. Call me a liar in the public domain and refuse to correct instances where you have already done so, however, and you are going to find yourself in hot water. I don’t need another item on my to-do list — it’s already full. Still, I will defend my reputation to the death.

Got it?

In the future, I look forward to a civil debate.

Jeff Schreiber

America’s Right

—
Jeff Schreiber
j.m.schreiber@gmail.com

Isn’t that hilarious? I especially like the bit where Jeffie follows several paragraphs of thinly-veiled legalistic intimidation with “I look forward to a civil debate”.

Truly, I split my sides laughing. I have not seen anything so entertaining on the Internet since I found this:

Thanks for the yucks, Jeffie.

Well, he’s at it again. Jeff Schreiber has chosen to make a career out of being a serial misinformer, like so many wingnut bloggers. He’s busy increasing the noise-to-signal ratio in the debate over health care reform:

Not a single time has reconciliation been used to pass the biggest entitlement program in this nation’s history, or even anything close to its size.

Schreiber’s claim that reconciliation has never been used to pass anything that would cost as much as health care reform is a flat out [REDACTED]. The Republicans used reconciliation to pass multiple tax cuts in recent years — including Bush’s 2001 tax cut package, which cost approximately $1.3 trillion in revenues.

What will health care reform cost? Last year, the Congressional Budget Office estimated that the provisions of the House health care reform bill would decrease the deficit by $138 billion through 2019. The Senate bill scored almost as well, with an estimated deficit reduction of $132 billion through 2019.

Some people choose to [REDACTED] so often that they lose the ability to have an honest discussion. It’s quite clear now that Jeff Schreiber is one of these unfortunate Münchhausens.

Najibullah Zazi, arrested last September on charges of conspiracy to commit terrorist acts, pled guilty two days ago in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York. According to lizard bitch Cao, this is a terrible, terrible thing, an awful calamity of world-shattering proportions.

Why? Let’s see…

Naturally, leftists are touting Holder and the Obama administration with snooty superiority as if they knew this approach would work all along (instead of waterboarding). (Jim Arkedis at the Huffpo-”Progressives Should Slam Conservatives with Zazi Case”) But the point is — this idiot is getting a soapbox to spew his stupidity, such as this priceless pearl of wisdom: “I would sacrifice myself to bring attention to what the United States military was doing to civilians in Afghanistan by sacrificing my soul for the sake of saving other souls.”…

Oh, the horror! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the iniquity! As we all know, lizard bitches like Cao have extremely delicate sensibilities. The poor thing was actually forced to sit and read something a terrorist said in court! GASP!!! Somebody fetch the smelling salts! Auntie Cao is having an attack of the vapors!

Yes, folks, that paragon of toughness and grit (get a load of the graphic in her blog’s header — Cao fancies itself to be the real-life equivalent of the fictional Sarah Connor) tells us that the real point of Zazi being brought to account in a civilian court isn’t that justice was served, and a dangerous terrorist has been taken off the streets. No, children. The real point is that the terrrorist got to speak, and this upsets widdle Cao no end. Why, who knows what that could lead to? Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!!!

Wait a minute… I have it here somewhere… ah, here it is:

Can’t really get much more racist than this:

…let me start off by saying we got ourselves an uppity negro in the White House.

That pretty much says it all about the sad little cockroach that calls itself Kender MacGowan.