Shorter (insert name of mouthbreathing bigot with blog here)

November 6, 2009 in Political Animals | 1 comment

Shorter Kender, shorter Misha, shorter Cao, shorter Stogie, ad infinitum, ad nauseum:

  • THANK GOD the shooter at Fort Hood has turned out to be Muslim! This relieves us of all need to inquire about his motives — we can jump directly to the conclusion that he killed BECAUSE HE IS A SCARY SCARY MUSLIM BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!11!!1!!eleven!!!111!!! This is a godsend, and will fuel our hatemongering against all Muslims for months… and a good thing, too, since spreading hatred is about the only talent we have.

    ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

  1. kemibe on November 6, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Kender, though both pitiable and pathetic, is a source of much entertainment.
    “I now one thing….if I were in the military at this moment I would sleep with one eye open and a gun in my hand if I had muslims in my unit”
    Yes, and if I were in the military at the moment (and I once was; I doubt this clown was) I would be ten feet tall, sporting a three-foot-long erection, and gunning down every Bad Guy in the world while doing Jagermeister shots and banging chicks built like Barbie Dolls, only with red hair.
    It’s so easy to claim what you WOULD be doing if not universally incompetent.