Shorter Kat

Shorter Kat:

  • I’m going to waste as much energy as possible, because being a thoughtless ignorant contrarian is the ‘Murrkan thing to do.

    ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

  1. Yeah, that’ll teach ‘em! And then when her electric bill comes next month, she’ll bitch about the cost and claim it’s a result of excessive government regulation of the industry.

    And, although this is gratuitous, I must say that she looks like the protagonist from Strangers with Candy, only more brain-damaged. As well as her picture matches her words, she’d be wise to not include a head shot of herself on her blog. Bint.

  2. Oooo… you know, I’d never considered that, but I think you may have something there:

    Separated at birth?

  3. Jerry doesn’t like comments much does she.