Shorter “Robert”

December 14, 2008 in Political Animals | 3 comments

Shorter “Robert”:

  • Until somebody else starts murdering the terrifying brown people that I’m so frightened of, the US will be a laughingstock.

    ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, and shamelessly pilfered from Sadly, No.

  1. meatbrain on December 14, 2008 at 8:39 am

    P.S. — Don’t bother, Raven. You’ve already proven you are too fucking stupid to understand the “shorter” concept.

  2. Robert on December 14, 2008 at 10:05 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    I love it, you said “afraid” damn I love that, I am probably the most UNAFRAID of ANYTHING person you have ever met.. BUT that’s ok son, I know it’s your mamma’s fault, that bitch coddled you too much, so your sheltered. I understand….

    One day I hope to be able to make amends for my anger Meat, maybe we could meet up and you could share your feelings about the world with me so I might be enlightened? tell me where.

  3. meatbrain on December 14, 2008 at 10:21 am

    I am probably the most UNAFRAID of ANYTHING person you have ever met…

    False. “Robert” is afraid of illegal immigrants. That is why it demands that someone else murder them.

    One day I hope to be able to make amends for my anger Meat, maybe we could meet up and you could share your feelings about the world with me so I might be enlightened?

    I have no interest in sharing anything with something as mentally challenged and morally incompetent as “Robert”. I am quite content to expose it for the unthinking, dishonest, unprincipled simpleton that it is.