Flopping Asshats

December 12, 2008 in Political Animals | 2 comments

Like most of the wingnutsphere, the hapless fumblenuts over at Flopping Aces are busy spinning fact-free horseshit about a supposed complicity of President-elect Barack Obama in the attempts by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to sell Obama’s now-vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder — despite the fact that there is no evidence whatsoever that Obama had any part in the scheme. Hilariously, the ever-dimwitted Scott nearly dislocates his shoulder patting himself and his fellow wackaloons on the back…

[T]his story is being driven by the blogosphere and local news-not the msm. One would think that newspaper and network power players would recognize that their BDS has led them down the wrong financial path, but apparently not yet.

One would think that the marching morons of the far right would recognize that the miserable failure of their orgies of shit-flinging to have the slightest effect on the outcome of the recent Presidential election might be an indication that baseless smears aren’t an effective means of political expression — but apparently not yet.

  1. kemibe on December 17, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    ”[T]his story is being driven by the blogosphere and local news-not the msm.”

    In other words, it’s groundless. These ADHD-style prevaricating conservatives have yet to understand that the fact that only a small group of people is claiming something doesn’t make them brilliant, intrepid iconoclasts. It makes them paranoid, drool-bib-requiring shitbirds.

  2. meatbrain on December 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    I am reminded of the immortal words of Carl Sagan:

    The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.