“TA” never fails to entertain

I tell you, the wingnut blogs are the best entertainment value on teh intarwebs. That’s why I follow as many of them as I do.

The ever-hilarious, semi-literate troglodyte who goes by the easy-to-type moniker “TA” over at Hoosier Army Mom’s has vomited up another puddle of his all-too-tiresome mixture of idiocy and racism. He seems to think that the video he has posted is something terrifying:

Well, guess what, you Twinkle-toed Communist America-hating piece of shit … here’s what your little Spear-chucker rack-buddy has to say in his own words … words you and all of the other dumbass Democrappers don’t want America to hear!

Therefore, I’m posting this to remain here and I hope all INTELLIGENT RED-BLOODED AMERICANS email this hateful video all over America … as it clearly demonstrates he is hell-bent on destroying America; our Military; our Rights and Freedoms!!!

Oh yeah… you got your Random Capital Letters, your ALL CAPS WHICH MEAN HE MUST BE RIGHT, and your ever-popular string of exclamation points!!!!!!. TA’s little tantrum is a masterful example of the art of substituting typography for intelligent discourse.

And the video? It’s hardly the apocalyptic revelation TA seems to think (I use that word for lack of anything better) it is:

So, rather than swearing to “destroy[] America; our Military; our Rights and Freedoms!” as TA claims, we can see that Obama actually vows to rein in wasteful spending and work towards a reduction in nuclear arms around the world. Now it would not surprise anyone to learn that when TA hears this, his feebly sparking neurons process it as “destroy[] America; our Military; our Rights and Freedoms!” — but those with a firm grip on reality know better.

One final humorous touch is the fact that (as revealed by the cache in Google Reader), the final line of TA’s twaddle originally read:

You and he both make me wanna puke and take you out … one shot … one kill …

He quickly toned it down. Apparently even TA recognized that his keyboard had just written a check his cojones could never cash.

Thanks for the laugh, simpleton…