The Cao chronicles: Stupid is as stupid does

February 22, 2008 in Political Animals | 11 comments

Cao says she’s “still waiting” for a list of Obama’s legislative accomplishments. What she means is that she’s waiting to be spoon-fed a list because she’s too goddamn stupid to find them herself.

I’m always happy to help the cognitively impaired. It’s not hard to find Obama’s legislative accomplishments. Even a mere blogger, such as hilzoy, can do it. But apparently such research is beyond Cao’s abilities. So I guess she’ll have to rely on me to spoon-feed her the information.

Here, idiot lizard bitch.

Here, idiot lizard bitch.

Here, idiot lizard bitch.

Here, idiot lizard bitch.

And still more here, idiot lizard bitch.

It is so much fun shoving the facts up your nose, imbecile cow. I had fun doing the same to Justin Higgins. You moron wingnuts are an endless source of amusement.

Stay stupid, bitch. I know you’ll do as you’re told.

UPDATE 02/22/08 10:52 AM EST: Cao goes from stupidity to outright lying:

BO’s accomplishments don’t exist.

Now she’s officially a lying idiot lizard bitch.

UPDATE 02/23/08 10:39 AM EST: Jack and Jill Politics and Grassroots Mom have good posts regarding Obama’s legislative accomplishments — posts that Cao will never work up the courage to read.

  1. Cao on February 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I guess you’re not smart enough to click on the youtube video that shows the Obama supporter couldn’t think of a single accomplishment.

  2. Cao on February 22, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    And that was what I was referring to, Terry. It’s unfortunate and too bad you can’t put two coherent thoughts together…but it is YOU who needs to be spoonfed…LOL…otherwise you have difficulty squeezing out a rational thought between the hot pockets and the mountain dew!

  3. Cao on February 22, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    And…you should probably go harrass Chris Matthews because he was the one that made the challenge—name that accomplishment! The guy couldn’t respond…bweahahahaha

    It’s too bad that I bothered to point it out, huh.

    Because stupid people like you can’t draw simple conclusions…you run with a portion of what is said without taking things into context.

    Stupid is as stupid does, LOL

  4. Cao on February 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    MSNBC’s Chris Matthews: “You are a big Barack supporter, right, Senator?”

    State Sen. Watson: “I am. Yes, I am.”

    Matthews: “Well, name some of his legislative accomplishments. No, Senator, I want you to name some of Barack Obama’s legislative accomplishments tonight if you can.”

    State Sen. Watson: “Well, you know, what I will talk about is more about what he is offering the American people right now.”

    Matthews: “No. No. What has he accomplished, sir? You say you support him. Sir, you have to give me his accomplishments. You’ve supported him for president. You are on national television. Name his legislative accomplishments, Barack Obama, sir.”

    State Sen. Watson: “Well, I’m not going to be able to name you specific items of legislative accomplishments.”

    Matthews: “Can you name any? Can you name anything he’s accomplished as a Congressman?”

    State Sen. Watson: “No, I’m not going to be able to do that tonight.”

    Matthews: “Well, that is a problem isn’t it?”

  5. Qwerty on February 22, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Sieh mal, sie kann nicht lesen! Wenn man zu den Kommenten fuer den jungen Mann Justin, liest man kluegere Woerter. Ach ja, die Fleischkopf sieht keine Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen…sie haltet niemals.

  6. meatbrain on February 22, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    I guess you’re not smart enough to click on the youtube video that shows the Obama supporter couldn’t think of a single accomplishment.

    I guess you’re not smart enough to realize that all the video proves is that one person could not think of any of Obama’s accomplishments when put on the spot, idiot lizard bitch. It doesn’t prove that Obama hasn’t accomplished anything.

    I guess you’re not smart enough to click on the links in my post above, idiot lizard bitch. It’s really quite easy to find out what Obama’s accomplishments have been. Someone’s even done the work for you. But you prefer — no, you insist — on remaining ignorant.

    Well, that’s one thing you do very well. Be proud, ignorant idiot lizard bitch.

  8. Billy Joe on February 23, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Gee… Someone who claims to support Obama couldn’t answer one of Chris Matthews questions. Well we’ll all have to vote for the thoroughly corrupt John McCain!

    I know Chris Matthews is the final arbiter on the decisions made by low IQ, delusional, cheeto munching, Hollyweird-loving, Sarah Conner-wannabes, even the males.

    I also know Obama helped pass ethics legislation in the Senate that prompted Trent Lott to retire early so he wouldn’t have to wait to cash in on his public service.

    The only hurdle you have to clear in actually finding out about Obama’s accomplishments for yourself is to click a link and go read.

    What’s wrong Cao? Too fat to even lift a finger? You actually sound proud of your ignorance.

  9. Thomas Jackson on February 23, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Did your parents name you meatbrain or was it your adoring fan? It is very apparent to the casual observer that you are proud of your ignorance, the vastness of which is exceeded only by the size of your waistline.

    Do you think or just bray?

  10. Qwerty on February 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Du bist so lustig, Fleischkopf! Und auch TJ! Doof bleibt doof, aber helfen keine Pillen oder Pilzen, puella-pulla.

  11. Qwerty on February 23, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Na ja, du liest mein Blog nicht. Und richtig so. Es wuerde zu logisch fuer dich, Fleischkopf.