Happy Birthday, Justin! Now what?

Enthusiastic warpimp Justin Higgins celebrated his eighteenth birthday a few days ago. Justin is so gung-ho about the idea of war that he recommends war as a valuable educational tool.

Justin has stated more than once that he fully intends to enlist in the military and risk life and limb for the glorious Global War on Terrah:

December 2005:

“I’m only 16, and I will enlist at 18 if we are still conducting major combat operations.”

June 2007:

“I plan on enlisting you idiot. I’ve made that clear. I’m looking at ROTC, National Guard, Reserves, and yes, active duty military service in one of the branches.”

June 2007:

“I’m fully standing behind my previous statement that I’ll join the military at 18 should we still be conducting major combat operations. No waffling.”

But it seems that Justin may be conflicted about actually serving in the military he claims to support. He’s been careful to leave himself some escape hatches…

June 2007:

“I’m not enlisting under Hillary Clinton, or any other Democrat, case closed, because we wouldn’t remain in major military operations. If I’m enlisting, I’m serving the country, not sitting around.”

June 2007:

“I’d be out of High School 6 months before the election, and at that point, I’ll be watching to see if the frigid bitch who won’t use our military wins.”

So, the time has come. Will you enlist in the military, Justin, as you indicated you would? Or will you fall back on the weasel words you’ve used when you’ve been pressed on this point before, and decide that you really don’t want to put your life on the line for the war you’ve so enthusiastically promoted up till now?