Cao’s latest hysterics

OH NOES! Cao has discovered a terrible conspiracy by the evil reptilian aliens running Google! They’re hiding the truth from the American people!

This excellent article at the American Thinker is no longer available if you do a google search for TNSDAAL VIRUS.

This is a clear picture of google’s manipulation of the flow of information.

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I simply couldn’t believe it when I woke up this morning and saw the google results when I’ve been using google to get the url at the American Thinker for that article ever since I discovered it. Now I’m going to just use this blog’s archives and comments to get it.

(I had to shrink Cao’s screenshot a bit to fit it here. Here’s the screenshot in its original size.)

Hoo boy. Let’s go to the article that Cao can’t seem to find because of Google’s “manipulation of the flow of information”.

This is a very contagious, quickly spreading, society-fatal virus, known as TNSTAAL (There’s No Such Thing As a Lie), and it is vital that every American be prepared with the antidote serum:  the truth.

Hmmmmm. It seems clear that the acronym for “There’s No Such Thing As a Lie” is in fact “TNSTAAL”. This is due to the fact that the word “thing” actually begins with the letter “T”. Clearly Google’s tentacles have stretched even into the very alphabet we use!

What does one see if one Googles for “tnstaal virus american thinker”, rather than (as Cao did) “tnsdaal virus american thinker”?

You’ll note that while Cao has fantasized a “manipulation” on the part of Google entirely based upon her own inability to spell a simple acronym (and writes a blog post documenting her deficiency in excruciating detail), she can still claim without a trace of irony that I am the “raving moonbat”.

I have to go lay down now. My sides are hurting from laughing so hard and so long…

UPDATE 11/05/07 7:15 AM EST: Cao just cannot stop digging herself deeper into the hole.

Well, I got the hysterics from meatbrain that I was looking for, and it didn’t take long for that little Rachel Meeropol lover.

Let’s not point out the obvious…because the obvious is something Meatbrain will never admit he sees….because he has no ‘vision’; he’s a blind moonbat.

Oh, and he can confidently poo-poo my previous results, because miraculously in the course of a few hours, the search results have changed now:

Let’s get a couple things straight. I pointed out the obvious to Cao: that she had misspelled the acronym she was searching for, and that she had spun this whole “google’s manipulation of the flow of information” bullshit out of her own stupidity. But of course, when someone points out that Cao made a mistake, and made a fool of herself as a result, somehow the person pointing this out to Cao becomes the “blind moonbat”.

And the search results did not “miraculously” change. Here’s the sad truth that Cao seems unwilling to admit: When you misspell a search term, you do not get back the results you want. Of course, when Cao misspells a search term and does not get the results she expected, well then OMG! it has to be evidence that Google is guilty of “manipulation of the flow of information”. It is to laugh…

Oh the tangled webs little lefty spiders weave…

Cao is trying to hint at some kind of deception here, but she’s too stupid to flesh this out.

The reason why the search results look different isn’t necessarily because google is helping Meatbrain spread the TNSTAAL virus, it’s because I spelled TNSDAAL incorrectly in the search as you can see below; it should be TNSTAAL.

But I doubt he even caught that.

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Um…. Cao darling, I pointed out yesterday that you misspelled the acronym. The degree of cognitive dissonance here is astounding. Cao knows she misspelled the acronym, she knows I pointed this out, and yet she claims that I didn’t catch her error. Cao’s mendacity is simply breathtaking.

Cao could just break down and admit that her wild-eyed accusation that Google was messing with search results was *GASP* wrong... but that’s not something the authoritarian wingnut mindset can comprehend. No, even when it is crystal clear that Cao quite simply fucked up beyond any doubt, she has to find a way to pretend that someone else is the idiot.

She really is among the most pathetic bloggers in the wingnutosphere.