So little to complain about

While I’m on the subject of spot-on lists, I’d like to bring to your attention a great list that General J. C. Christian has compiled, showing just how few mistakes the administration of Our Sainted President™ has made. A small excerpt…

It’s not like this administration is completely mistake-ridden. These are the only mistakes I could come up with after thinking about it for a whole 5 minutes.

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• Al Hurra, the government owned and operated public relations television network broadcasts terrorist messages, including exhortations to commit violence against Jews, to the Middle East. The mistake is excused because none of the management speaks Arabic.
• Upon taking Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld stations troops to defend the Oil Ministry against looters while leaving museums, arms depots, and nuclear facilities unguarded.
• The Vice President’s Chief of Staff makes a mistake when he lies to the FBI and a federal grand jury.
• White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales and Chief of Staff Andrew Card attempt to strongarm a drugged, semi-coherent, hospitalized John Ashcroft into approving a state security apparatus operation against the people.
• Jose Padilla is arrested for plotting to explode a dirty bomb. The charges are later changed and Padilla is accused of plotting to turn on the gas in a number of apartments and then light a match to them. Those charges were eventually dropped and currently, Padilla is charged with being a Chechen Resistance recruiter and filling out an application to be a terrorist.
• 8.8 billion dollars is placed on pallets and transported to Iraq where it is never heard from again.