One year later

I don’t know how I could have forgotten this anniversary, but better late than never. On April 5, 2006, Justin Higgins (aka “Real Teen”), and Kender promised to go out and start personally arresting illegal immigrants. I put up a scoreboard at the time, and invited them to send documentation of each of their arrests, so that they could be given proper credit for their brave deeds.

Strangely, we’ve heard nothing of their efforts in the year that’s gone by. How can this be? Surely they’ve been prowling the streets and alleyways of the barrios near them, looking for the Terrifying Brown People™ they swore to target. Surely by now they’ve each racked up dozens of captures.

So, guys, don’t hide your accomplishments under a bushel basket. Share your victories with us. Show us the lavish news coverage of your daring exploits. A breathless nation awaits the thrilling stories of your bravery and selflessness.

How many illegals did you each capture? Hmmm?