I have officially renamed renowned net-liar Andrew ‘Gribbit’ Richardson. He is now to be referred to as ‘Gribbit the Dipshit’, and I’ll explain why.
In his latest puddle of mental vomit, Gribbit the Dipshit burbles as follows:
FORMER President William Jefferson Clinton once wagged his finger to the entire press corps over the Monica Lewinsky affair, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” Remember? Well, he’s finger wagging again. This time over the ineptitude of his ineffective attempts to stop Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda.
Dipshit seems to be awful eager to call Clinton “inept” and “ineffective”. He has apparently chosen to disregard the fact that when it comes to catching Osama bin Laden, George W. Bush has deliberately given up the chase:
The Central Intelligence Agency has closed a unit that for a decade had the mission of hunting Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenants, intelligence officials confirmed Monday.
The unit, known as Alec Station, was disbanded late last year and its analysts reassigned within the C.I.A. Counterterrorist Center, the officials said.
The decision is a milestone for the agency, which formed the unit before Osama bin Laden became a household name and bolstered its ranks after the Sept. 11 attacks, when President Bush pledged to bring Mr. bin Laden to justice “dead or alive.”
That’s from last July, Dipshit. Did you forget, or are you just too fucking ignorant for words?
This is the funniest part of Dipshit’s spewing:
Do I have facts to back up my speculation? No. But I am entitled to my opinion and I give it.
No, Dipshit, you aren’t—not without bothering to get the facts first. An opinion based on ignorance, as you admit that yours is, is worthless. The last thing the world needs right now is more ignorant blather from a half-witted, lying blowhard like you.
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September 29th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
kemibe
You have to admit that when someone has no intention whatsoever of being funny but comes up with the stuff this guy does, it’s almost as funny as The Onion. Here’s some stuff from Gribbit’s latest:
“But yet, we are forbidden to use this affective mode of pressured interrogation because a few uneducated individuals who have no idea what true torture is have labeled water boarding as torture.”
“Here is the truth and if you are an honest person, you will never accept this as the truth.”
What?
“So Caroline, do yourself a favor, shut your pie hole. Because overtime you open it, you make your precious organization’s position weaker.”
What?
September 29th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
meatbrain
Yeah, I saw that. I’m getting a reply ready, too, but damn — Doctor Who is on, and that Billie Piper is a fox…
October 7th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Rhyleh
I prefer The Prisoner.
October 7th, 2006 at 7:15 am
meatbrain
I heard that Christopher Eccleston was attached to a new version of The Prisoner. It’ll be interesting to see what it looks like — I loved the original, lo these many years ago.