Should I bother reading beyond this sentence? When someone tries to paint a universally supported scientific discipline—albeit one under constant attack in the U.S. from jack-offs—as a fringe idea that “leftists” are “desperate” to “force … through the schools,” I roll my eyes, make jack-off motions of my own, and quit reading. What next? Stating that Oprah Winfrey and Jay Leno are desperately trying to get the talk-show format to take hold in the television medium?

It would be fun to rip into Cao’s cookie-cutter canards regarding evolution on my blog, but even I can’t justify wasting time on so toxic and stupid a specimen.