The racist wit of Kender MacGowan

In a post originally entitled "The KOS-sacks: Shit Sacks that Twist the Truth", Kender whines that Nedd Kareiva of StoptheACLU.org is getting a bad rap, just because he went and posted the home address and phone number of a Jewish family whose lawsuit against a school district Kareiva wants dropped:

So let them rant and lie and try to make this whole issue with Ned into a race based thing…

Oh, no, heaven forfend. The mere fact that the only family whose address Kareiva posted is Jewish can’t possibly be relevant, can it? It can’t possibly be motivated by race hatred, can it?

Well, when I pointed out that for all his bloviating, Kender hadn’t cited a single verifiable lie in his post, he came back with this wonderfully erudite response:

You are another cowardly spick of gelatinous slime…

What was that word Kender used?

Spic or Spick: (U.S.) a person of Hispanic descent – from “no spickie English”. May have also derived as a shortened term for the word “hispanic”.

This, then, is a stellar — nay, archetypal — example of Kender’s ability to “debate, argue or explain in detail any position”: He tosses a racial slur into the discussion after he’s been skewered with facts that he cannot shout away, and declares himself victorious.

Even more hilarious, less that two hours later, Kender screeches:

I defy any of you spineless simps to find ONE PLACE where I have ever called anyone a name based on RACE.

Explain to us all why calling someone a ‘spick’ isn’t a “name based on RACE”, Kender.

Run away, little bigot.

UPDATE 07/06/06 19:15 PM: This is Kender’s response, and I would say it definitely represents the pinnacle of his intellectual development. Yes, folks, this really is the best Kender can do:

Date: Thu, 6 Jul 2006 16:05:58 -0700
From: Kender <kendermacgowan@gmail.com>
To: “meatbrain@thinkingmeat.net” <meatbrain@thinkingmeat.net>
Subject: Re: The racist wit of Kender MacGowan

hey dickhead….I meant “speck”, but you can twist it all you want to…nobody of any worth is reading your retarded ramblings anyway.

You are the biggest fucking mroon I have ever run across online or off, and I hope that the behemoth monstrosity you crawl on top of in a drunken stupor to get your rocks off with rolls over and crushes the life out of you one night so that you don’t procreate anymore than you have already.

You are obviously possessed of a seriously advanced case of syphilitic dementia, which, if you had any cognitive reasoning left to your faculties, would make you regret sleeping with your besotted whore of a mother until you were 19.

Yes, I am simply tossing out lots of insults at you, but that is absolutely all you are good for.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…..fucker.

And — of course — Kender lacked the courage to post his adolescent mewlings in public. So I did that for him.